commanderabutt:

american sex education

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phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

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daftlypunk:

imapython:

watch this and be not sad

18 seconds is not enough

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newkidsonmycock19:

rise and shine bitch

newkidsonmycock19:

rise and shine bitch

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fuckviserys:

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

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maureenjohnsonbooks:

flufflebuffle:

I hate if when I’m taking a picture of my wife and suddenly Nicolas Cage

No one is ever truly ready.

maureenjohnsonbooks:

flufflebuffle:

I hate if when I’m taking a picture of my wife and suddenly Nicolas Cage

No one is ever truly ready.

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roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

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babylonian:

this is some Rhythm Heaven shit

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